No, this is not a set up for a joke. It’s my actual dating life.
In our teens and early 20’s, we tend to have a much more idealistic view of relationships. We’re bombarded with media messages that say, to achieve true success, one must attain “The love trifecta” - get the guy, get the ring, and live blissfully ever after.
Every wife, girlfriend, fiancé, future ex-wife, and “Wow what a sweetheart!” type of girl, has gone through the rite of passage that’s been kept fiercely secretive in the girls’ club. It’s like Fight Club, and we all know the first rule. NEVER TALK ABOUT THE HP.